Page 46 of Hold On Me

Edie

Angelina!

Jaxson

Yeah I am. I wish I could high five you, Angie.

Jenson

Y’all have the attention spans of a goldfish. I swear to god.

Angie

Right, focus. Go, Hotshot.

Jenson

Thank you, Kitten. I was thinking Angie gets Buttercup all dolled up. Dressed to fluffing kill. That kind of thing and… that’s all I got.

Edie

What?

Jameson

Dude.

Angie

Well that was anticlimactic.

Jaxson

I’m sure it’s not the first time you’ve felt disappointed like that, Angie.

Jenson

Fluffing a-hole.

Jenson

And in my defence, Penny and Jameson are normally the ones who come up with this kind of shizzle. I just make sure it plays out smoothly, like I did for Lockheart.

Edie

Holy cheese on a cracker, I’ve got it. Angie somehow manages to get them in his office together after she’s put mistletoe up all over the ceiling, and then locks them in. They kissed when they were alone and in close proximity in the lift, right?

Jenson

They did

Edie

So they’ll do it again in his office, and the mistletoe will guarantee it.

Jaxson

Oh my god! This is perfect. Forced proximity.

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