Page 26 of Hold On Me

Jenson

For real?

Angie

Yes you div.

Jameson

Div? Did you mean dic? Cause I gotta tell you, that’s not how it’s spelled.

Angie

No, I know. It’s spelt J-A-M-E-S-O-N. I know how to spell. A div is an idiot.

Lockheart

A moron

Edie

An imbecile

Angie

A twatwaffle

Lockheart

Basically, a div is Jaxson.

Jaxson

You’re a bully. I’m telling Mama.

Lockheart

Snitch.

Angie

@Jenson Where do you think I get the jelly tots and fruit pastels you love from?

Jenson

Wegmans?

Angie

No. Edie sends them to me.

Penny

Jenson, you’re worse at spreading gossip than the old ladies who feed the swans downtown and sit on the benches.

Jenson

Ah, there she is. And just so you know, Agatha and Myrtle have the best gossip.

---