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Jaxson

She doesn’t love him. She doesn’t even know him. And I’m not pouting.

Jenson

Easy tiger.

Penny

Saying you’re not pouting is the definition of pouting. Want some ice cream?

Jaxson

No, you’ll only give me a teaspoon full and claim it’s a full scoop.

Penny:

So dramatic.

Jaxson

Whatever. She’s just hanging out with him.

Jameson

That’s how it starts.

Penny

First you’re friends and then…

Jenson

You’re happily married like Jameson and old Jonny boy.

Jaxson

Fuck off.

Jameson

Jonathan, not Jonny. And you’re right. Friendship first and then love.

Jenson

It’s inevitable.

Penny

It’s what we all want.

Jaxson

They’re just friends. Shut the fuck up. I’m hitting the gym. Later, douches.

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