Page 14 of Count On Me

Tom

Grimace emoji

Me

Yep! He was drunk and with some bimbo.

Tom

Ouch!

Me

I wouldn’t mind if he was having the time of his life. But he looked bloody miserable in it. Look…

I quickly take a screenshot of the headline pic and send that and our last selfie together to Angie.

Tom

Fair point. I’ve never seen someone look so miserable whilst drunk with a guaranteed fuck draped on their arm.

Me

Lalalalala I don’t want to hear that.

Tom

Babe…

Me

I know. I know. I just don’t want to think about that aspect of it all. It makes me all murdery.

Tom

Lol you make me laugh. Your murdery is everyone else’s irritated. You’d probably smile politely and compliment her outfit if you saw her out and about.

She isn’t wrong but I still frown at my phone and blow out a little indignant breath at her words.

Me

No I wouldn’t. I’d smile politely but I wouldn’t compliment her. She sucks.

Tom

She definitely does, have you seen those lips? Wouldn’t mind those wrapped around my dick.

Me

Are you going to be like this the whole time?

Tom

Yep! I’m staying in character.

Me

FYI right now Tom isn't someone I’d bother wasting my time talking to.

---