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Cross

You’re a professional hockey player and you need a class to teach your kid how to play?

Ares

No, shithead. I need a class to help her socialize. Her teacher told us she keeps to herself in class and refuses to talk to anyone but her brother.

Nixon

Is Jake talking for her?

Twins run in our family, and there’s always one twin who tends to be way louder than the other. Jake is crazy loud, but I never really thought of Molly as quiet.

Ares

Jake talks for everybody. Molly needs to learn to talk over him or she’s never going to get a word in. We thought maybe this would be a good start since it’s something she’s good at. You helping, Leo?

Leo

Looks like I am.

Ares

Thank fuck.

Nixon

I thought you liked kids.

Ares

I like my own kids. Does that count?

Cross

Looks like it’s going to have to.

Hendrix

Good thing since you have five of them.

Ares

Yeah well, I like making the babies too, shithead.

Hendrix

DUDE. That’s my sister. Fucking gross.

Ares

Aww . . . Henny still thinks sex is gross.

Hendrix

Sex with my sisters is gross.

Cross