Cross
You’re a professional hockey player and you need a class to teach your kid how to play?
Ares
No, shithead. I need a class to help her socialize. Her teacher told us she keeps to herself in class and refuses to talk to anyone but her brother.
Nixon
Is Jake talking for her?
Twins run in our family, and there’s always one twin who tends to be way louder than the other. Jake is crazy loud, but I never really thought of Molly as quiet.
Ares
Jake talks for everybody. Molly needs to learn to talk over him or she’s never going to get a word in. We thought maybe this would be a good start since it’s something she’s good at. You helping, Leo?
Leo
Looks like I am.
Ares
Thank fuck.
Nixon
I thought you liked kids.
Ares
I like my own kids. Does that count?
Cross
Looks like it’s going to have to.
Hendrix
Good thing since you have five of them.
Ares
Yeah well, I like making the babies too, shithead.
Hendrix
DUDE. That’s my sister. Fucking gross.
Ares
Aww . . . Henny still thinks sex is gross.
Hendrix
Sex with my sisters is gross.
Cross