Page 102 of 10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace

“Good, because I scratched the Rolls Royce when I went to the mall… the person was too close, and I accidentally pulled in too close to them.”

Duke shook his head. “We said a secret, Steve-o… damn.”

“The fuck?”

She quickly stood on her toes and kissed my lips. “I love my ring, Mitchell.”

“Wanda, you gonna show me the scratch when we back home.”

She let out her obnoxious ass laugh that I had learned to love. “Or I can let you smell something… your choice.”

Suddenly, I didn’t give a fuck about a scratch and was more concerned on my future wife.

Core: Did you do it?

Me: Yeah.

Core: Congratulations Mens! Love you! See you guys when you’re back.

Stevie

“I toldyou to pack the night before with me and you wanted to wait until the morning. This shit is unacceptable, Wonder… why the fuck would you ever do that shit to the toothpaste?” All I heard was Maverick ranting as I came from under the covers.

The sun nearly knocked me back because it was so bright in here. He was still going on and it sounded like gibberish because I couldn’t concentrate. So much was happening at one time as I held my hand up to silence him for a second.

“Huh? I can’t hear I don’t have my glasses on… hold on,” I reached for my glasses and put them on.

Maverick stood there for a second before he spoke. “Wonder that don’t even make fucking sense.”

“It makes a lot of sense to me… I can now hear you. What are you ranting about, Mavie?” I yawned as he pulled the toothpaste from behind his back.

“I fucked up… when Skyler told me that shit, I thought she was joking ‘cause she slow. You let me slide up in you, take your virginity and now I can’t get rid of you because I’m all in love… all for you to do this,” he walked closer to me and shoved the toothpaste tube in my face.

“What’s wrong with it?”

“Wanda, why the fuck are you strong arming the damn toothpaste like this? You got eight set of teeth up in that mouth? I would know, my dick been in there… I ain’t feel extra sets of teeth where you would need to use this damn much and squeeze the shit like this.”

He was full on crashing out about the toothpaste and was serious. I couldn’t laugh because this was serious to him. Everything was still foggy as he paced with the tube in his hand and continued his rant.

When there was a light tap at the door, I fell back onto the pillows happy that he was done chatting about nothing. Who cared about the toothbrush to toothpaste ratio?

“What?” he hollered, and Duke stood in the doorway staring at him because this was normal to him.

He was used to this man going off at any little thing. “I know you need to stop all that yelling… you sound crazy.” I yawned. “Ahhhh!”

I screamed when he jumped onto the bed and was now in my face. “Do I, Wanda? ‘Cause I wouldn’t be set off this early if you wasn’t in there fucking the toothpaste. Then you out here teaching babies… My God daughter to do the same thing.”

“What in the fuck is wrong with him?” I looked at Duke who shrugged his shoulders and waited for him to finish with me.

“Yo, Boss… we got word on two things… important.”

Maverick stared in my face, kissing me on the lips before climbing out the bed. “You lucky I love you, Wonder.”

“I could say the same,” I yawned, as I turned over and he left the room with Duke.

Snatching my glasses off, I got comfortable again until I heard my future husband’s voice rattle off the damn walls with how loud he was. Glass being broke followed as I leaned back up in the bed.

“Duke, if I get to that fucking jet and we not ready for take-off, I’m fucking choking the pilot… on my dead mama.”

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