Page 6 of My Human Wife

“Do you think he can have sex with her and keep her down at the same time?”

“No. Not for both of his penises,” I say not taking my eyes off the screen.

“Five UCs says the Agnorrian succeeds in keeping her down.”

“And I say, the Uru female will break free before he finishes.”

We continue watching with more enthusiasm now. The Agnorrian is plunging his organ in and out of the Uru and she’s still writhing against his mind control. When the Agnorrian’s first penis snaps off with a loud pop inside of the Uru’s one hole, my first officer and I physically pull back with a start.

“I never need to see that again.”

“Ugh, it just came off.” I put my hand down to touch my own genitalia to make sure it’s still there. “And the sound. I’ll never unhear that ‘pop.’”

Seo swallows hard and checks the status of his own genitalia as well.

But fascination gets the better of us and we continue watching. Without any break the Agnorrian gets into position with his second penis.

“Apparently Agnorrians don’t need a refractory period between penises.”

“Something I thought I’d never consider.”

“He’s not going to put it into the same hole, is he? Look his other one is already stuck in there and you can see it wiggling around as if it’s trying to climb up further.”

“Where else is it going to go? Uru’s don’t have two vaginas or even a separation between anus and vagina. It’s all one hole.”

“Her mouth?”

“His penis has spikes on it to make sure it stays put. She’d die.”

“Can he even fit another penis in her hole? It doesn’t look like it.”

The Agnorrian begins, but it’s obvious he’s exhausted and it’s a tight fit with his other penis still lodged firmly in her vagina. As minutes pass, it’s clear, the Uru female is gaining more strength. Just as his second organ breaks off with a loud ‘pop’ the female regains all of her control with such force that I think she might have only beenpretendingto be controlled. With lightning speed, she sits up and twists off the Agnorrian’s head. Silver hair and a mass of purple blood go flying across the room. And the Uru female pushes the headless Agnorrian male to the floor.

Again, we both recoil in disgust.

After a minute I say, “I didn’t expect that.”

We both watch as nuns enter the stone room with ancient cleaning devices. They also bring in some of the females from the offering place to help them. The human Lara also enters. She begins to retch upon entering.

“I don’t think we’re going to have any problems convincing Lara to join us.”

“Not ifthisis a common occurrence. I can’t even imagine the pungent smell of alien sex and death in that room.”

“Now we know why those rooms look so dirty.”

I take a transport to the temple. It’s late and I’m one of the only visitors judging by the transports, or lack thereof. I begin walking towards the large black monstrosity. It’s always night here.This is a sinner’s place,I think, not because I’m terribly religious, I’m just waiting for the goddesses to show me they really exist, but because I don’t need to be religious to know when a place reeks of bad deeds and sorrow.

I walk through the massive iron doors. Before I even pass the threshold, I can smell interspecies sex, incense and non-humanoid aliens, the kinds of aliens that produce mucus to slide along the stones. I briefly cover my nose as I walk further. This isn’t a safe place for a human or an Imperial. Neither of us should be here. I touch the top of my gun for reassurance and continue walking forward. The temple is dark and only lit by candlelight. I doubt any human can see well here. Although, this is probably the one-time when being blind in the dark is an advantage.

I reach the female offering area and Lara is the only one there as if she has been waiting for me. I don’t believe in fate, but I do believe in luck. And sometimes it plays out in my favor. I smile thinking about my next move.

She’s asleep. It’s only now that I realize that in all my scheming, I hadn’t thought about what I’m actually going to say to her.

I consider just picking her up and walking out, she looks so peaceful sleeping, but I must give her a choice even if I know thatshe will most likely agree.What human would want to wait out death here?

Gael and Lara

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