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“Hell yeah,” I reply without hesitation. “You need to leave, Tati. We were never anything special, so I really don’t see why you’re doing this.”

I notice Tati’s cousin, Tori, and a few of their friends walking over. Tori is a firecracker. She stands at five foot eleven and has a good amount of weight on her. I know for a fact Tati only brought Tori for muscle because she’s not much of a fighter.

“You good, cousin?” Tori asks Tati as she looks at the Ol’ Ladies with a hard glare.

“And if she's not?” Cara snaps.

Aww hell.

This is about to go from bad to worse. Viper stays seated in his stool and keeps an arm around Cara’s waist as he nurses abeer. When I notice Cara removing her hoop earrings, I know exactly what time it is.

The last thing you want do is boss up or make Cara feel like you’re trying to challenge her. She will call your bluff every single time.

“Cara, chill.” Torch tries to defuse the situation. He knows like the rest of us that once Cara and Sara get started, its going to take God himself to come down here and pry them off their asses.

“Naw, I want to know what her Andre-The-Giant-looking ass is going to do if it’s a problem.”

The brothers roar with laughter as Tori’s face turns crimson red. I only know from the few times I hung out at Tati’s apartment that Tori is sensitive about her height. She’s been mistaken for a man on several occasions. I told Tati that peach fuzz on her upper lip didn’t help her case.

I turn to see Texas with his phone out recording and I shake my head. “What? If Cara is about to Ali her big ass, I need this for memories.”

“Don’t talk to my cousin like that!” Tati demands before turning to Madison who is still giggling. “Laugh it up now, but I bet you I get the last laugh, bitch?—”

No more words are spoken from Tati. My sweet Maddy turns into a certified savage and punches Tati right in the face. From there, a full-blown girl fight is happening. I was going to break it up, but Madison screams for me to let her go so she can handle the trash.

I do as she asks.

Tori and her friends tried jumping in, but the Ol’ Ladies are hot on their asses. Cara removes Viper’s arm from around her waist and starts throwing jabs left and right. Tori tries keeping up with her, but Cara is bobbing and weaving, showing off her trained skills.

The Ol’ Ladies are outnumbered by two, but it doesn’t stop anything. Sara has already knocked one of the girls out cold.

Although I have never seen them fight, Bianca and Sofia are right in the middle of it all, handling business. I guess if one swings, then they all are.

We watch in complete shock as the girls gift out ass whoopings like it’s Christmas. They turn Tati, Tori, and their friends every way but loose.

Madison hits Tati with a two-piece that has her sliding across the floor.

“Now you’ve got some more wounds to lick!” She flips her hair before walking back over to me.

The last two squaring off are Cara and Tori. Cara could have ended the fight a while ago. She’s enjoying this way too much.

“Cara, that’s enough,” Viper orders from his seat, watching her with a grin. He and Cara are perfect for each other. He gets turned on any time he watches her in action.

“Okay, babe,” Cara shouts back. She picks Tori’s big ass up like she’s been training to be in the WWF and slams her to the ground with so much force.

“DAAAAMMMNNNN!” Texas and Crow exclaim together.

Cara dusts off her outfit before turning to the Ol’ Ladies. “Did I mess up my hair?”

I swear, I’ve never laughed harder in my life. My bestie definitely has a few screws missing. She doesn't take anything seriously.

“You better watch your backs! This isn’t over!” Tati screams as her friends have to drag Tori out the door.

“Bring it on with them plastic milk jug titties! Just make sure the bitches you bring can fight. You brought that Sasquatch looking bitch for what? She’s just big for no reason. Shrek’s baby sister didn’t even pinch my ass!” Cara shouts back while putting her earrings back on.

“Aye, Cara… must… be… stopped,” Axel says in between breaths as he holds his stomach, chortling heavily.

The brothers and partygoers howl in laughter. I turn Madison in my arms and stare down into her eyes. “Where did that come from, my sweet Maddy?”

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