Page 90 of Pooh

“Looks like a penis,” Mac cackles. “Only smaller.”

That brings on some howling laughter from Craig, Pippa and me as Axel tucks himself away while scowling at Mac. Mac hops off of Loki’s back and casually struts his feathered ass onward. After a few seconds, he could be heard imitating Petey’s booming laugh. That brings on another bout of laughter from our group and it only grows louder when Axel stomps toward his house while flipping us off.

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“How were the kids today?” Pippa asks Bailey.

“They were all good. The twins are such happy little girls that they’re never a problem. Bella and Craig helped with them and Bella kept an eye on Craig when he was outside playing. Loki and Craig played tag with Gee trying to join in. Mac sat on the deck railing shouting instructions that were far from correct.”

“Thank you so much for watching Craig. I know he can be a handful sometimes, so I was a little worried.”

“No need to worry. I got nauseous at one point and ran to the bathroom. He came in and stood next to me, patting my back and holding my hair. It made me cry. Everything does right now though. When I thanked him, he said he is going to grow up and be like Pooh and Trigger and that meant looking after those he cares about. That brought on more tears, of course. When we left the bathroom, he held my hand and pulled me to the couch. We sat down and he said he’d stay with me until I felt better. He’s so adorable, Pippa!”

This jaded biker’s heart swelled hearing what Craig had said. He’s going to grow up and be the kind of man I’d want as a friend. Or a son. I haven’t raised Craig, but I couldn’t be more proud of him right now if I had. I look to Trigger and see the same shining in his eyes.

“Oh my God! How sweet is he?” Tammy exclaims.

“I can’t wait to be his mom,” Pippa states.

“Darlin’, you already are. A signature on a piece of paper doesn’t make someone a mom. Being there, loving him, taking care of him. That makes you a mom. And you’re doing a great job of it already,” Trigger says.

Instantly, I see tears in all three of the women’s eyes. I toss my arm over Pippa’s shoulders and pull her against my side. Dropping a kiss to the top of her head, I say, “Trigger’s right. Craig has been yours since he showed up at New Horizons.”

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After the cookout, Tammy and Trigger decide to skip the party and take Craig home with them for the night. That leaves me and Pippa to enjoy ourselves with the rest of the club. It doesn’t take long for me to realize that Pippa is a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. And that alcohol causes her to get frisky. This is important information to have, so I tuck that away for later exploitation.

The club sluts have arrived and things are getting interesting around the fire pit. Vex is sitting on the log with me and Pippa when a new club slut approaches. She’s blonde and big breasted, so basically she’s Vex’s type to a T. She drops a hand to his shoulder and starts to plop down on his lap when he gently grasps her waist and keeps her standing. She looks as confused as I am at Vex turning down free offerings.

“Not tonight, darlin’,” Vex says as he releases her and turns his attention back to the fire.

The slut shoots daggers at Vex and then stomps off. After a few minutes, another one tries the same thing. She gets the same response. Vex is uninterested and I’m worried.

“What’s up, Vex? You’ve turned down two now. That’s not like you, brother,” I speak quietly to him.

“Yeah, I know. Guess I’m growing up,” he answers in a monotone.

“Hey, fuckers! They got some cool video playing inside. You might want to check it out,” laughs Reeves as he walks past.

The three of us get up and walk inside. As soon as we do, I wish to fuck we hadn’t. Playing on a loop is the video someone took of me and Craig the day he played in pig shit. And for the entire world to see is me, dick hanging out, with a shit covered kid in my hands. Pippa’s laughter outshines the rest of it happening in the clubhouse. Well fuck! Nothing is secret at the Devil’s Angels. The only bright spot is that after the video I star in is the one I took of Axel and Bigfoot’s sister at the toy store. That gets an even bigger round of laughing from the crowd gathered around the TV.

“What the fuck?” bellows Axel upon entering the room. Bailey is bent over, hands on knees, laughing to the point her face is red. She finally stands back up straight and then points to something on the wall before dissolving into gasping giggles again.

I look the direction she’s pointing to see a life-size poster of Axel with a dick drawn on his bald head. The hoots and hollering are deafening. Pippa flops down on the nearest chair and continues her giggling and even Vex has a grin on his face. Guess my and Axel’s humiliation was worth it.

“Why the fuck am I always the butt of your jokes, people?” Axel demands to know.

“Because you’re the biggest ass we know,” answers Rex while grinning wickedly.

Shocking everyone, Lucy casually strolls over to stand a few feet back from Axel’s poster. She raises her hand, pulls it back and throws a dart. Bam! It lands directly in the left ball drawn on Axel’s forehead. She repeats the maneuver and this dart sticks in the right ball. The crowd is roaring.

Bailey walks up to Lucy and takes her turn. She misses the balls but lands a dart in Axel’s man breast. Tossing a second dart, this one goes low and every man in the room cringes and caresses their junk in sympathy.

“I can’t believe you just did that, Bails!” Axel shouts at her in disgust amid her laughter.

“Tiny target! Good aim!” crows Mac.

“That’s it, Mac! You’re taking a bath in boiling water, you fucker!” Axel bellows while striding Mac’s direction.

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