Page 29 of Pooh

BILF: Sweet dreams, doll.

Me: Back at you, Pooh.

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It’s the day of the club cookout and I’m excited. Not as excited as Tammy though. She still doesn’t believe that Trigger is gay but I think that’s just wishful thinking. But she is determined to find out for sure and I’m worried that she’s going to be crushed. And I’m a little nervous on how she’s going to go about acquiring this information.

Craig, Tammy and I arrive at the Devil’s Angels clubhouse and we are immediately welcomed by everyone we pass. I recognize a lot of the men and a few of the women but my eyes are busy looking for Pooh. Vex sidles up next to me and tosses his arm over my shoulders. The man is beautiful. No other way to say it. It would be impossible to have a vagina and not be attracted to him. I’m actually a little speechless standing this close to him.

“Hey. Glad to see you all came today,” Vex greets us.

“Hi, Vex. It’s nice to see you. Thank you, guys, for inviting us,” Tammy answers.

“There’s a small playground behind the building for the kids, Craig. And all the food you could ever want to eat! Ava takes excellent care of us.”

“Cool! Are there other kids here?” asks Craig, excitedly.

“There are a few here today. Bella is around somewhere. If you find Loki, you’ll find Bella.”

Before I know it, Craig is off and running. He disappears behind the clubhouse in just a few seconds.

“Guess he’s tired of our company,” I say, laughing out loud.

“Well, I’m not! Come on, ladies, let me show you off,” Vex replies, tossing his other arm over Tammy’s shoulders and steering us toward the picnic tables.

I spot Pooh and I see a frown hit his face when he sees us. He starts walking in our direction and he doesn’t look happy. I’m not sure why because he’s the one who invited us. I must have hesitated a step because Vex says quietly in my ear, “It’s me that’s earning that look, Pippa. Not you.”

I look up to Vex in confusion and see a small smirk. When I turn my eyes back to Pooh, he has come to a stop in front of me and his arms are crossed. His frown is now aimed at Vex and then it moves to Vex’s arm around my shoulders. And then back to Vex’s face. I get it now and I smother a smile. I find I like a jealous Pooh.

I step out from under Vex’s arm and approach Pooh. I place my hands on his waist and give him a quick kiss on the bottom side of his chin. When I go to step back, his arm stops my movement by wrapping around my waist and keeping me close. He looks down at me and the frown turns to a beautiful smile.

“Hi, doll.”

“Hey, Pooh.”

“Glad you came.”

“Me too.”

“Tammy. Nice to see you again,” Pooh states politely.

“Thank you for the invite, Pooh. We ar…”

“Piiiippppaaaa! Piiiiiippppppaaaaa!” I hear Craig screaming as he comes barreling my direction. His eyes are wide and he looks terrified.

I start to pull away from Pooh but he lets go of me and steps forward and swings Craig up into his arms before he can crash into me at full speed. Craig clings to him immediately.

“Craig! What’s wrong? What happened? Are you hurt?” I ask, while frantically checking him for blood.

I see Ava and Bella hurrying our direction and Ava looks upset. Oh, god, what did Craig do now? At least Ava appears dry so I know he didn’t find a hose anywhere.

While hiding his face in Pooh’s neck, I hear Craig declare, “It was huge, Pippa! It grunted and snorted and was going to eat me! I ran and it started following me! I hauled ass!”

“Oh my god! I’m so sorry, Craig! Honey, are you okay?” asks Ava when she arrives at our group.

“No, I’m not! Duh! I think I shitted myself!” Craig says loudly, now lifting his head up and looking around as if “it” is still after him. I notice he still has a death grip on Pooh’s neck.

Suddenly, Pooh and Vex start laughing and I’m not sure why. A scared little boy is not a funny thing.