Page 4 of Perfect Blend

JavaJackOfAllTrades: Haha! You’re not wrong.

Bricker: How big is your tiny swimsuit collection?

JavaJackOfAllTrades: Wouldn’t you like to know?

Bricker: [GIF of someone flirtily saying “maybe”]

JavaJackOfAllTrades: Are you a tiny swimsuit vacationer? Or maybe a hiking boots and backpack kind of guy? Or a snowsuit man? Where would you like to go if you got a free trip?

Bricker: You’re gonna laugh.

JavaJackOfAllTrades: I promise I won’t.

Bricker: Okay. No laughing! Or if you do, just don’t type it, lol.

JavaJackOfAllTrades. Promise! I’m on pins and needles.

JavaJackOfAllTrades: Seriously?! Why are you teasing me? It’s been like 10 minutes!

Bricker: Haha, sorry! Got a work call.

Bricker: Denmark to go to the first LEGOLAND park. [grimace emoji]

JavaJackOfAllTrades: YOU’RE SHITTING ME.

Bricker: …I can’t tell if this is one of those Step Brothers “did we just become best friends?” moments or if I’m about to get digitally bullied.

JavaJackOfAllTrades: [GIF from Step Brothers that reads “did we just become best friends?” then “Yup!”]

Bricker: Are you an adult fan of LEGOs??

JavaJackOfAllTrades: Yes! A proud AFOL. Well, technically, a GayFOL, lol.

Bricker: Oh man. I knew I had a good feeling about you when you slid into the server.

JavaJackOfAllTrades: Are you in any AFOL Discord servers?

Bricker: I am! I’m surprised how many people I’ve encountered IRL who like LEGO.

JavaJackOfAllTrades: OMG yes. There’s a Meetup group in a nearby city lol.

Bricker: Here too! I haven’t gone yet. Have you been to any LEGOLANDs?

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JavaJackOfAllTrades: You’re not going out?

Bricker: Nah. I’m not much of a New Year’s Eve partier these days. You?

JavaJackOfAllTrades: [photo of a champagne bottle, single glass of champagne, and a Christmas LEGO display in the background]

Bricker: Best part of that is you get the entire bottle to yourself.

JavaJackOfAllTrades: Exactly. What are you planning for tonight?

Bricker: Probably another Schitt’s Creek rewatch. What about you?

JavaJackOfAllTrades: [photo of the Schitt’s Creek title screen]

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