Page 42 of Pitcher Perfect

Austin’s brow furrowed. “What?”

“Teacup?”

He clucked his tongue and pushed me away. I was so busy laughing at the red in his cheeks, I almost missed how the other three men had gone silent and were smiling at us, looking like proud parents taking pictures of their kids before prom.

TEAM TAP THAT GROUP TEXT

Ty:anyone else find the sexual tension in the dining room last night suffocating?

Dom:I’ve told you a million times, no you can’t suck my dick

Ty:what makes you think I’d suck yours? If it were to ever happen, you’d obviously be guzzling my knob

Dom:you wish you could get my lips around your dick

Ty:not my fault it’s too big for your mouth

Austin:uh, this is teetering dangerously into sexting and I don’t consent. We need a meeting dildo for the group text

Dom:[eggplant emoji]?

Ty:absolutely not. The eggplant emoji already has another purpose in texting and I will not stand for you bastardizing it

Ty:anyway,don’t be a baby, Aus. We’re just talking about you and Caleb and how fucking sickening you two are. Saying that with love obvs

Austin:[eyeroll emoji] obvs

Ethan:I, for one, thought it was adorable. Like two lovesick puppies

Austin:fuck you all! You know what? You all can suck MY dick

Ty:you wish. Perv

Dom:hard pass

Ethan:you’re like a brother to me. Ew

Austin:Wow. Okay. Tell me how you really feel. Jesus

Austin:lovesick puppies tho?

Ty:[fishing emoji]

Ethan:the man is like a walking [heart-eye emoji] around you. I’m kinda jealous tbh

Ty:why are you jealous? I thought things were going great with Jessica?

Ethan:I dunno. She said she’s only looking to have some fun right now

Ty:ouch

Austin: sorry man

Dom:her loss

Ethan:thanks guys. Does Caleb have a sibling? [eyeballs emoji]

Austin:a sister but she’s in Peru right now. Traveling archaeologist

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