“Emily. Nice to meet you.”
Before I could attack him with my question, he asked his first.
“You’re hot. What do you think about sex on the first date?”
“As long as there’s a mutual attraction, I think it’s okay.”
“Is there a mutual attraction here?” he asked with his blinding smile.
I sat there for a few moments and studied him. He was a player, and all he was there for was to snatch up some poor unsuspecting girl to have sex with.
“Depends. How big is your dick?”
“Whoa!” He chuckled. “I love a girl who’s bold. I can promise you that it will leave you fully satisfied.”
“For how long? A minute, an hour, a day? Which is it, Brad?”
The bell rang before he could answer. Damn it. I was having so much fun with him.
“I like you, Emily!” he shouted as he pointed at me.
Rolling my eyes, I sat down at the next table, and my eyes widened at the man who was sitting across from me.
“Emily.” Cliff began to choke.
“Really, Cliff? So, you’re willing to wait for as long as it takes lasted a whole hour?”
“I can explain, Emily.” He put up his hands.
I reached over and grabbed the sheet he had in front of him.
“Give me this! Wow. Three yesses already?”
“They aren’t real yesses. I didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.” He took the paper from my hands.
The bell rang, and it was time to get up. As I rose from my seat, I glanced over at him as the next woman sat down.
“Sex last night with you was awful. I hope you get your problem with your dick straightened out. By the way, don’t call me again and consider yourself blocked.” I smiled as I headed to the next table.
Out of the twenty guys I sat with for about six minutes, there were two whom I found could be fun to date. As I was sipping on another martini, Evelyn walked up to me.
“How did you do?” I asked.
“There are six guys I’m totally interested in. I hope some of them are interested in me. How about you? Please tell me you didn’t say no to all of them.”
“I didn’t. I found two gentlemen I feel would be fun.”
“Which ones?” She glared at me.
Before I could answer her question, Brad strolled over to us with his hands buried deep in his pants pockets.
“Hello there, beautiful.” He grinned at me. “I just wanted to let you know you’ll get an email tomorrow. I checked a big fat yes for you, my lady.”
“How nice. Let me ask you something. Do you like to wear condoms?” I smirked.
“I sure do. It’s the only way I roll. You can’t be too careful these days, even if the woman says she’s on birth control. Plus, all those diseases being spread around.” He shuddered.
“Good. I’ll be anxiously awaiting the email.”