Page 9 of Ruck Me

Eoin: But I’m serious. How did this happen? Why have you avoided having sex for so long? And don’t tell me it’s because no one wanted to fuck you because that’s not going tofly.

Eoin: In case no one’s ever told you, you’re fucking hot, Aoife. Trust me, one of the guys who’s gone out with you has wanted to stick his dick insideyou.

Aoife: It wasn’t avoiding it so much as not having had any real interest.

Eoin: Okay, say that’s true—I don’t understand it, mind you—but for the sake of argument, I believe you. What’s changed?

Eoin: How do you go from no real interest in having sex to talking about touching a dick with your old palEoin?

Aoife: I … umm …

Eoin: Spit itout.

Aoife: It’s just that I’m tired of getting myself off, okay?

Aoife: Are you happynow?

Eoin: Imagining you rubbing your pussy until you come? Yes, very happy. Incredibly happy. I know what I’ll be picturing tonight when I’m in the shower.

Aoife: Eoin …

Eoin: Sorry. Force of habit.

Aoife: God, I can’t believe I just told youthat.

Eoin: Of course you did. I’ve already promised everything that happens between us stays a secret. I might be crude, but I’m also your friend and I never break myword.

Eoin: Ever.

Aoife: I know. You’re one of the most decent guys I know. Except for that whole manwhore thing.

Eoin: For the record, every girl I’ve fucked has walked away with a smile on her face. And I’m still on friendly terms with most ofthem.

Aoife: I still can’t believe you and Mary Margaret stayed close.

Eoin: Why?

Aoife: I don’t know. Aren’t you supposed to hate someone when they break up withyou?

Eoin: Not if they didn’t do anything wrong. People grow, relationships change. It’s rare that you stay with the person you were dating when you were 18. Hell, I probably won’t get married until I’m30.

Aoife: At this rate, I’ll never get married.

Eoin: Is that what youwant?

Aoife: Of course. I mean, not now. But eventually. But how’s that saying go? Before I can run I need to learn how to walk first? And that means figuring out how this whole sex thing works.

Eoin: Right. Back tothat.

Eoin: So we’ve established you’ve kissed guys but that’sit.

Aoife: And girls!

Eoin: Oh shit. You had to say that, didn’tyou?

Aoife: I couldn’t resist.

Eoin: You’reevil.

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