Page 7 of Ruck Me

Chapter3

Eoin: We should probably talk about how this is going towork.

Aoife: I’d rather wenot.

Eoin: You say thatnow …

Eoin: You don’t have to be embarrassed with me Aoife. I’m not those bitches you hang outwith.

Aoife: They’re not bitches!

Eoin: Do they or do they not still give you shit for being a virgin?

Aoife: Not anymore.

Eoin: And that’s because?

Aoife: Fine. Let’s get this overwith.

Eoin: That’s what I thought.

Aoife: Fine. How is this supposed towork?

Eoin: I have no fucking clue. I volunteered to punch your v-card, not to be your sex mentor.

Aoife: I wasn’t going to fuck youEoin.

Eoin: Yes, Aoife. You’ve made that perfectly clear. But for the record, if you ever change your mind, the offer stands.

Aoife: I’m not going to change my mind. But I do need to figure out some of the basics.

Eoin: It’s not thathard.

Eoin: That’s what shesaid!

Aoife: That’s what shesaid!

Eoin: Jinx!

Aoife: Jinx!

Eoin: Doublejinx.

Aoife: Damn.

Aoife: I take it back, I don’t know if I can do this. Forget I ever said anything.

Eoin: Yeah, not fucking likely.

Aoife: Okay, then pretend like this never happened.

Eoin: Yup, that’s not happening either.

Aoife: You’re never going to let me live this down, areyou?

Eoin: What? The time you came up with a plan to lose your virginity to the biggest fucking asshole we know and then let me talk you out of it in favor of me giving you sex lessons instead? Yeah, probablynot.

Aoife: I didn’t say you had to give me sex lessons. I justwant …

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