Page 37 of Christmas Cheer

I’m real drunk girlfriend I’ll ttyl

Keira

Don’t girlfriend me this is serious. You can’t just say stuff like that.

Keira

What if you don’t get drafted BECAUSE you said that and you just ruined everything

Keira

This is what your whole life’s been building to

Keira

Evan?

Keira

Sigh

Keira

Are you barfing this morning?

Evan

Why would I do that?

Keira

You were drunk last night

Evan

Oh nah I’m good I drank my Pedialyte

Keira

I’m barfing this morning

Evan

omg ok you really need to stop drinking it’s not good for you

Keira

I didn’t drink last night. idk I felt ok this morning and then just suddenly ::vomit::

Evan

Oh it’ll pass then. You’re fine

Keira

You webMD that, Dr. Allore?

Evan

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