No one died, I just have a personal matter to attend to
Sarah Lopez
Are you kidding me?
Adrian
No, I’m delegating to you
Sarah Lopez
OMG, then you’re dying? Is it cancer?
Adrian
No one’s dying
Or dead
Sarah Lopez
Stay strong. 81.2% is the average survival rate across various types of cancer when detected at an early stage
Adrian
Were you just carrying around that depressing statistic?
Sarah Lopez
No. I’m researching a new drug for potential early investment
Adrian
Zylotrin?
Sarah Lopez
*shocked-face emoji*
How did you guess?
Adrian
*cool-face emoji*
I didn’t guess. It’s my job to know
Check the satellite imaging surveillance of their research facility parking lots, I smell smoke
Sarah Lopez
You scare me
Adrian
Make me proud at the meeting today. If I get the top chair, you’ll be CIO
Then it’ll be your job to know these things