Page 25 of If the Ring Fits

I also haven’t tried Oreos dipped in orange juice

But I still know they’d be horrible

Adrian

*laughing emoji* point taken, but don’t knock it til you try it

My phone buzzes again before I can craft a witty rebuttal.

Adrian

I don’t snooze

Oh, I don’t have a problem believing that.

Adrian

Don’t own a single pair of sandals, but if I did, I’d never wear them with socks. Even if, weirdly enough, I don’t mind socks with sliders

I read the text and snort a laugh, shaking my head in disbelief. Who is this guy?

Rowena

Agreed. Sandals and sliders are two distinct categories when it comes to footwear and sock-wearing

Adrian

I’m neither a cat nor a dog person, but if you move in with me, you can get two of each

Rowena

Are you trying to bribe me?

Adrian

Shamelessly

You can also take all my fries, and I share dessert

But you don’t want to play a board game with me, that might *actually* start a war

I’m aware I’m swooning a little as I type a reply.

Rowena

I had a feeling you were the competitive type

Adrian

My weirdest habit… I never make a trade if it’s 11:11

Rowena

Isn’t that supposed to be a lucky hour?

Adrian

I don’t believe in luck

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