Page 22 of The Best is Yet to Cum

“Damn, are you about to hurt a nigga’s feelings?”

“No… I mean, I hope not, but I want to be honest.”

“Speak your truth, baby. I’m a big boy.”

“When I saw you in New Orleans and you reminded me of who you were, I thought about fucking you just to get back at my ex.”

“That’s cold-blooded,” I said, trying to sound hurt.

She turned around and straddled me. “It was only a passing thought and not the reason I decided to take it there with you. I have no regrets, either.”

“That’s good to know.”

“Are you mad?”

“I’m heartbroken, but I’ll be okay.”

She looked at me with her eyes squinted for several seconds before she realized I was kidding.

“You play too much. I had to stop myself from responding every day.”

“You have a lot more restraint than I do. I kept telling myself I wouldn’t text you again until you responded. Clearly, that didn’t work.”

“It was hard, especially with the flashback I had. I broke two of my vibrators.”

“No shit?”

“I’m serious. I thought about calling to ask you to replace them.”

I laughed. “The only replacement I got is this dick, and I’m not a cocky nigga, but I’m almost sure it’s better than any vibrator you could ever have.”

“You think so?”

“I know so. Vibrators can’t give you what I can.”

“You’re sounding pretty damn cocky right now.”

“You ever gotten pregnant by a vibrator?” She smacked her lips and rolled her eyes. “Exactly, and I guess this case is closed.”

“Whatever, but speaking of your super sperm, do you want a boy or a girl?”

“That’s a good question. I’ve never given it much thought. I’d love to have a miniature version of you to spoil rotten.”

“For some reason, I believe your daughter would be spoiled rotten.”

“I’d have a hard time denying her and her mother of anything they asked.”

She smiled. “I like the sound of that.”

“What about you? Do you want a boy or girl?”

“After having two miscarriages, a healthy baby is my hope and prayer.”

“I agree, baby. I’ve been saying a prayer of my own. You wanna hear it?”

“Sure.”

“I’ll whisper it in your ear while you ride this dick.”

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