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Tell us more about the crime. What you saw, heard, or know about.

I don’t think it was an accident. The big fire. I was at the baby shower, and it was carnage. People were full on screaming at each other, multiple people were crying,

and then we all got shoved out, half way through, and told to leave. I’m sorry, but we’re supposed to believe it’s

coincidence that, moments later, a fire just accidentally broke out??? Those women may claim they’re the best

of friends, but they seemed to hate each other.

BABY SHOWER BLAZE BECOMES

SHOCK ARSON ENQUIRY

A wildfire allegedly started by a malfunctioning smoke grenade at a baby shower is now being treated as an arson enquiry.

Police say emerging evidence suggests the fire wasn’t started by accident and have brought suspects in again for further questioning.

Inspector George Simmons, of Surrey Police, said: ‘The community has, rightly, been horrified that the careless actions of these women have caused such devastation. But after interviewing eyewitnesses at this baby shower, we’re increasingly convinced the circumstances of the fire could, legally, be considered arson.’

Last week, the story of the fire went viral and made international headlines, sparking conversations about the progressively grotesque nature of baby showers. This shocking development is likely to renew media interest in this incident, nicknamed the ‘Blaze-ic B*tch BBQ’

Inspector Simmons added: ‘Even if the fire wasn’t started deliberately, an arson charge may still be considered appropriate if we believe it was started recklessly. We encourage anyone who might have any information to come forward, no matter how seemingly insignificant.’

Feminist101 has shared this story:

Alright. Who did it? Reveal yourself so I can buy you a drink.

ThirtyFlirtyAndThriving has shared this story:

We’ve all WANTED to start a fire at a baby shower, now some legend has actually done it

TakeTheRedPill has shared this story:

Bet it was started by some ugly bitter bitch who can’t get anyone to knock her up

Transcript: Inspector Simmons

interviewing Nicole Davies

Nicole: OK, so explain to me, please, why I’d set fire to my own parents’ house?

Simmons: You tell us.

Nicole: I’m full term, you know? My waters could break at any moment, but you want me to explain all the reasons why I wouldn’t burn down my own parents’ house, while heavily pregnant, ruining our lives, and risking my unborn baby?

Simmons: It would be useful to have them on record, yes.

Nicole: OK, reasons I’m not an arsonist. One, me and my unborn baby almost died. Two, it has destroyed my parents’ lives.

Simmons: Didn’t they get a big insurance payment?

Nicole: Yes. That makes everything they’ve lost worth it.

Simmons: Were you enjoying your baby shower, Nicki? Witnesses say you looked uncomfortable.

Nicole: It was 38 degrees and I’m heavily pregnant.

Nicki

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