Page 14 of Coincidentally Kismet

Yoooo, so I’ll say it again. Last night was weird.

Ruiz

It’s like a bad joke. Three hot girls walk into a club, Davenport walks in, and none of us get laid.

Butler

Your joke needs some work but I have to say, you’re a damn fool, Davenport. That girl is special, man. I’m kinda pissed that she’s off-limits.

Smith

Remind me to show all you morons photos of my exes in case we ever end up in this situation again! I still can’t believe you didn’t recognize her in the parking lot.

Ruiz

I’m impressed you didn’t throw out your man card, Butler. I’d have thought about it . . . wait Smith . . . you have exes?

Smith

STFU, you know I have exes. I think we have one in common, Ruiz!

Ruiz

Don’t remind me, at least I dated her first and not the other way around.

Smith

Seriously, we need a list. With photos so everyone knows who is fair game and so no one can sneak up on us.

Will

Fuck you, Ruiz!

Smith

Bro . . . seriously though, what are you doing letting her get away?

Will

Why do I have to keep repeating myself? I don’t date, not even Cam.

Butler

Based on last night...it doesn’t look like that’s going to change anytime soon. She looked like she was going to chop your balls off and feed them to you for breakfast.

Will

Exactly! This is why I don’t do relationships . . .

Smith

Well I do! I think I’m in love with Lo.

Will

Of course you are! It doesn’t take much.

Smith

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