Page 77 of Unlucky You

You should bring her back soon.

Oh and let me know what she likes and I’ll make something different next time. She picked all the mushrooms out the pasta.

She was good with Raiden too.

He asked about her this morning.

I like her, baby. Give her a chance. A real one.

I tossed the phone onto the bed and leaned over him until my arms framed his head. My mouth hovered over his and our eyes locked.

“She likes me.”

“Yeah a little too much apparently. I fucking hate mushrooms and she puts them in everything she makes. After meeting you once she decides she can live without them because you picked them out your food.”

I smiled slowly. “She’s just being nice because it was her first time meeting me.”

“She’s being intentional about last night not being the last time she sees you.”

His hands moved to my ass and he squeezed.

“Are you okay with your mother wanting to see me again?”

He smiled and nodded. “We work with or without her approval…” Grand lifted his head and brushed his lips over mine. “But knowing she fucks with you confirms what I already know.”

“Which is?” I smiled.

“That your stalker ass is worth the trouble.”

“I’m not a stalker?”

“Do I need to explain the definition of stalker to you?”

I smiled, rolling my eyes. “I wasn’t stalking. I was curious.”

“Curiously sitting your ass at The Pit, watching the door, hopeful that I would walk through it.”

“Stalkers are known to be highly intelligent, fiercely loyal, and incredibly dependable.”

He barked a laugh. “Are you seriously trying to glorify insane behavior?”

“I’m stating facts. All of the above are true.”

“And so is the fact that stalkers are obsessive, jealous, narcissistic, and detached from reality.”

“You don’t find an obsessive, jealous, narcissistic girlfriend endearing?”

“Fuck no.” He grinned and I shrugged.

“Too bad, that’s what you have. You’ve already sealed the deal, buddy.”

“How have I sealed the deal?”

“Three orgasms is a test drive. Ten or more is an official relationship. By my calculations we should officially be married.”

He smiled slowly. “So fuck a ring and commitment, it all comes down to how many times a day I can make you cum?”

“It’s girl math. Don’t try to break the code, you’ll never understand our methodology.”

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