Page 67 of What If I Knew You

Alan

LOL. Nope not in Switzerland. But I am in Ohio. I hear there’s a little town about ninety minutes from here that calls themselves ‘Little Switzerland’. Also, the town has the world’s biggest cuckoo clock.

Me

Interesting. What is good to eat in Ohio?

Alan

*pic of steak, side salad, and baked potato* Well I ate several hours ago but dinner was catered so I can’t complain.

Me

*Salivates over your dinner* I hate you right now.

Alan

Hey, don’t hate on my food porn.

Me

I think I could get off to that food porn right about now. That’s how good it looks.

Alan

Now THAT I would pay to see. Maybe we should Facetime.

Me

Too bad for you. You don’t get to watch since you ate that yummy food without me. *shrugs* Your loss.

Alan

Fuck!

Me

Night Alan.

Alan

Night Corri.

TUESDAY

Alan

*pic of runny scrambled eggs, burnt avocado toast, and two bruised bananas* For the record, hotel room service isn’t always the best. Hope your day is starting better than mine. At least the coffee is hot.

Me

As I’m currently standing along the side of the fucking road waiting for the police to show up, I think I have you beat yet again.

Alan

Oh shit! Corri, are you alright? What the hell happened? What can I do?

Me

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