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Then Griffin better deck his balls too so we can have a competition.

August

Oooh a sparkly balls competition.

Oliver

This is Scarlett and I say if Bodhi and Griffin are dipping their balls in glitter, then so is Oliver.

August

This is ELLA and YAAAASSSSSS!!!! Sparkly balls competition!!! And then me and Scarlett and Corrigan get to be the judges!!

Bodhi

Christ. What have I gotten myself into?

Griffin

I’m in if you are, Roche.

Me

*Googles how to get glitter via Instacart*

August

*Ella rubs hands together* This is going to be so good. Also, I now hate you all.

Me

Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

CORRIGAN

Me

What is this, Bodhi?

Bodhi

What is what?

Me

The big box that was just delivered to my door with overnight shipping from Indianapolis.

Bodhi

You haven’t opened it yet?

Me

No. I wrote you first. Should I wait until tonight to open it with you?

Bodhi

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