Page 109 of What If I Knew You

#decktheballs

Me

I’m pretty sure it’s actually deck the halls…

Bear

*bitch slaps Bodhi* Not today!

Oliver

LOL! Yeah. Show your fucking Christmas spirit dumbass.

Me

By decking my balls in glitter?

Harrison

Don’t you think a pic of your sparkly balls would make your girl smile?

August

Ella says ABSOFUCKINLUTELY!

Me

She would definitely laugh, that’s for sure.

Harrison

Then do the thing and take the pic.

Griffin

And then PUH-LEASE send that pic to us!

Bear

Uh…I don’t think I really need to see Bodhi’s glitter balls.

Oliver

Pretty nuts eh, Bear? Hehe! Pretty nuts. See what I did there?

Bear

SMH

August

BAHAHAHAHA I see what you did there. Ella just busted a gut at that one.

Me

Hey, you’re the one who told me to do it, Bear, so you’re getting a private showing.

Bear

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