Page 108 of What If I Knew You

Corrigan

Secrets secrets are no fun…

Me

They are when they will make you come!

This isthe longest away stretch of the season so far. We’re two weeks out from Christmas and I’m missing Corrigan like crazy. We’ve texted back and forth and I call her every night but she’s working an overnight shift tonight so I can’t bother her. We’re not even slated to get back to town until late on the twenty-third. The guys have more than noticed a slight change in my demeanor and have been giving me a hard time about missing her for the last three days. I’m about to give up for the night and just go to sleep when my phone dings on the nightstand. Assuming it’s Corrigan, I reach to pick it up and roll my eyes when I see Griffin’s name appear.

Griffin

Hey Roche! What are you getting Corrigan for Christmas?

Me

I have no idea yet. Why? You got a suggestion?

Ledger

How about a pair of cute pickle pants to match yours?

Griffin

I can make that happen! They’re just one click away!

Me

I don’t think she would appreciate a pair of pickle pants the way I do.

Harrison

How about a ruler to slap your ass during your uh…lessons. #naughtynun

Ledger

LOL! Oooh or a sexy student costume so it doesn’t feel like you’re fucking your teacher.

Me

So, I’d be fucking a kid instead? No thank you!

August

Nah you don’t need any of that. Just give her good tongue lashing and she’ll be a happy woman.

Griffin

Good idea. Maybe snap a picture of your balls for her while you’re apart.

Bear

Dip them in glitter first.

Me

Glitter? Why?

Bear

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