Me
Yeah. The guy abused her and she left him while he was on an away stretch.
Corrigan
WTF? I had a feeling the guy was a real life douche.
Me
Yeah.
Corrigan
Well, I’m glad you guys kicked their asses tonight.
Me
It’s what we do. We kick ass and take names. What about you? How was your day?
Corrigan
Layken and I did a little Christmas shopping and had lunch at Hopeless Ramen-Tic. I have to take you there sometime. Seriously sooo good.
Me
If I’m going to spend my time slurping something, I’d rather slurp you.
Corrigan
Hmm, you’d have to get me wet enough to be able to slurp anything…
Me
And you think I can’t make that happen?
Corrigan
I never said that…
Me
I guess we’ll see.
Corrigan
Oh?
Me
Just wait…
Corrigan
Wait for what?
Me
You’ll see