y back rests against my closed office door. Closing my eyes tightly, I try to force the memory of that day away. Initially, I’d hoped she was lying, and maybe he’d just cheated which was bad enough. I wouldn’t forgive him for that, but knowing there was evidence of his infidelity, living and breathing, was another battle altogether.
Damn, she was the cutest kid though. Why the fuck did I have to be the one in this situation? Working with the man I’d loved for as long as I can remember who also broke my heart is bad enough but today, I came face-to-face with the two main reasons for that heartbreak; his daughter and his wife.
Looking that bitch in the eye when she opened that door, I only wanted to punch her in the throat. I saw the malicious, vindictive gleam in her eyes when she smirked, looked me up and down, and then referenced me as the “pretty little secretary.”
If it hadn’t been for his kid standing there, I would’ve shown her who the pretty little secretary was. Bitch!
I walked back to my desk and plop down, trying to regain my temper. Pressing my hands against my temples, I hear a chime on my computer and look up. A smile graces my lips as I recall the site I only recently discovered, Boss Be Damned.
I click into the chat “How to Resist Your Boss.”
@Undercover_Math_Scholar: I was late today, and SellingBS chewed my ass out again. He says this is my third time being late in one week. ?? It’s his fault. I dream about him! The struggle is real. I wake up late every morning with wet panties!
@Tortured_Admin: How?
@Undercover_Math_Scholar: He gives me suggestive looks, watches my ass when I leave the room, and says shit like, “are you juggling too many ?s?” All I want to say is that I only want to juggle his?s. Why can’t he bend me over his desk ?? me already?”
@Tortured_Admin: I’ve told you to quit playing and tell him what he’s doing to you.
@ Undercover_Math_Scholar: I’ve got a ??????.
@Perfect_Storm: Sounds like you need to quit your ?? or ??????.
@Undercover_Math_Scholar: That’s the problem. I need my ?? &?????? to pay my bills.
@Perfect_Storm: Sounds like both the wrong ?? & ??????.
@Undercover_Math_Scholar: Maybe. ??
@Tortured_Admin: Well, my????keeps suggesting that I quit.
@Perfect_Storm: Why?
@Tortured_Admin: So, we can be together. He says he’ll take care of me. I’m an independent????.
@Perfect_Storm: My ???? boss, #MasterPunisher is an a$$hole. ??
@Undercover_Math_Scholar: How?
@Perfect_Storm: Unforeseen circumstances led me to work for a ???? man I once dated.
@Undercover_Math_Scholar: Oohhh! Juicy! ??
@ Tortured_Admin: ??
@Perfect_Storm: Bingo! He broke my??& he wants me to forgive him. I can’t.
@Tortured_Admin: Is he fine?
@Perfect_Storm: Hell yeah!
@Undercover_Math_Scholar: Good in bed?
@Perfect_Storm:??
@Tortured_Admin: Lots of ???
@Perfect_Storm:??! He’s a ??!