Sounds like you’re the dumbass. How many wild oats have you spread?
 
 Again, it’s Liv.
 
 Hendrix
 
 And I love Liv, but now you’ve got poopy diapers, no sleep, vomit. Babies carry disease… Always wrap it.
 
 Next time I see you, you’d better run.
 
 Zane
 
 Hey, I’m proud of you, bro. You figured out where to put it.
 
 It wasn’t that hard.
 
 Hendrix
 
 They make a pill for that.
 
 Keep digging.
 
 Logan
 
 When are you moving home? You can’t miss the good stuff.
 
 Jack
 
 I haven’t talked to Rodney yet, but I will.
 
 No worries. I’ve hit a snag here.
 
 Logan
 
 Jack knew? That hurts, G.
 
 Jackwas approved by Liv. He’s helping me get a job, but who knew the owner is a superfan? He won’t let me go.
 
 Logan
 
 How can I help?
 
 Is it possible to get canceled without any long-term effects?
 
 Hendrix
 
 Make direct eye contact. Say what you want.
 
 Thanks, Yoda. I never tried that.
 
 Jack
 
 Don’t do anything hasty. Let’s brainstorm.
 
 Zane
 
 It’ll work out. Somehow it always does.
 
 Shoving my phone into my pocket, I walk slowly to the locker room. Another whole week has passed. Liv and I text all the time, but it’s not the same. At fourteen weeks, the book says the baby is the size of a kiwi fruit, and Liv’s in the second trimester. I’m missing everything.