Page 17 of Hat Trick Holidate

“You’re not going to be a third wheel on my date.”

“Why not?” he jokes.

I scroll through my phone answering the questions. No one will choose someone like me if I’m truthful. Who would want my insecurities? When it comes to my physical attributes, I don’t hold back. Honesty is the best policy.

Plus size.I type with resignation as it’s a politically correct term for overweight.

Red hair.Everyone doesn’t appreciate a redhead, but I love my hair and refuse to hide it. If no guy chooses me, then fuck them. They’ll miss out.

Attempting to strike a balance between truthfulness and self-deprecation, I let out a heavy sigh. I list my hobbies. Then it asks about past relationships.

Left at the altar.There’s the nail in the coffin. Every guy will believe I deserved to be humiliated. Being dumped on your wedding day only happens on television, at least that’s what I thought.

What I am looking for in a partner:

A man.

A ready-made family

Someone who can’t breathe when he sees me

Over six feet tall.(I’m tall, and I want someone who’s bigger than me.)

Protective

Possessive

Someone who finds pleasure in the little things.

---