Bury him.
3
I don’t know if I should feel bad for OP or the friend-zoned ex.
4
Although I have no experience, I’m keeping watch… you know, just in case my ex-fiancée ends up as my boss.
5
Read OP’s older posts. Not all are about her relationship, but they’re funny. They go back 12 years, and it’s like reading a diary. It feels icky but so entertaining. Let me reread and brush up on the details before I give advice.
6
What level of hot is he? That’ll determine if I persuade you to stay or ghost him.
7
@OPDo you still want him? Like and want are different things. One is for the mind, and the other is for the body. You could come out ahead with that physical deal. Take advantage of him.
8:OP
I prefer not to get involved with him again.
9
I’m back. I have to say, OP’s old posts are… really something. My favorite as of now is: “I made my boyfriend eat everything I bite once, but he still won’t break up with me.”
When asked why she won’t initiate, OP was like: “I haven’t gotten aleave-him-for-100-million-dollarsultimatum yet.”
10
Please, my side hurts from laughing.
11
From what I gathered from her other posts… he’s stupid. He gave her access to his bank info and cards. Who does that? It’s so dangerous, especially when they aren’t married. He’s lucky OP is a standup citizen, allegedly.
12
How much was there? Asking for a friend, and drop his number if it’s got a long line of zeros.
13:OP
He had 5 different bank accounts and a lot of zeros. I really liked those numbers.
14
Sneaky OP, I see what you’re going for. You want us to say go get his money, so you won’t be the bad guy.
15
Not a bad idea, though. Nobody likes to date people after their money. Ask for $8,000 to avoid getting flagged. If he says no, he’s a cheap man. You’re better off without him.
Anya sucked in a shaky breath and sent him a message, following the commenter’s plan to avoid any legal complications. She never had his number blocked or deleted, but it was buried under other contacts after she unpinned him from the top.
He answered three minutes later, and she was shocked he hadn’t deleted her contact either. Part of her couldn’t help but feel a blissful wash of giddiness in her chest as she fixated on the text.