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Then we hear another woman’s scream followed by laughter. It’s actually two women laughing while Cheetah is still screaming. Screaming sort of like a girl.

I shake my head. “You should go. I’m going to see what insanity has gone on in there. God knows what those crazies are up to.”

He chuckles. “Do you think Kam and Cheetah finally sealed the deal?”

I shrug. “I have no idea. I’ll see youlater.”

He rubs my face. “Thanks for tonight. It was…it was…perfect.”

Not wanting to show any emotion, I kiss his cheek and turn to open Kam and Bailey’s door. I’m most definitely not prepared for the scene in front of me.

There is water everywhere, and I meaneverywhere. Bailey is in pajamas, and Kam is clearly naked but wrapped in a sheet. What truly catches my eye is Cheetah running around like a madman, naked, trying to throw a completely inadequate number of towels on the water pouring from Kam’s bedroom.

I look at Kam and Bailey with a huge smile. “The waterbed popped?”

Kam straightens her shoulders and smiles proudly. “We fucked it to death.”

I let out a laugh. “We all saw that one coming.”

Cheetah is screaming in Spanish while he runs around. I yell, “Cheetah, towels aren’t going to work.”

“Dios mio! I have to do something.”

I look him up and down and then turn to Kam and Bailey. “Is it me or are his balls bizarrely big?”

Kam nods. “They’re fucking huge. He said they’ve always been that way. And they’re sensitive.Reallysensitive. He was practically fucking me and spanking me at the same time. It was kinda cool.”

I can’t take my eyes off them. “I’ve never seen anything like it. They’re like alien balls.”

Bailey giggles. “They’reextrateressticlefor sure.”

We all laugh as Cheetah continues to run around naked.

Eventually, the superintendent shows up. It’s a long night of cleaning. With Arizona gone, Kam and Bailey sleep in her bed while the cleaning crew continues to work on their apartment and the one below them, both completely flooded.

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

RIPLEY

Tonight is theSports Illustratedbody image issue unveiling party. I can’t wait to see Arizona and Layton’s picture. I’m sure it’s gorgeous. From what Arizona told me about the heat between them at the photo shoot, this picture is going to be crazy hot.

We’re all getting dressed up and taking a party bus up to New York City for the big event. It’s going to be a fun night celebrating our friends.

One of the team owners, Auburn Bouvier, owns a fashion house. Arizona is wearing one of his dresses, which supposedly is worth tens of thousands of dollars. It’s crazy. He’s also sending hair and makeup professionals. Arizona insisted that we all get pampered, not just her. She even included Gemma DePaul, so the five of us have been having a girlie afternoon filled with lots of laughs.

The makeup woman is running a few minutes late. Apparently, she also does the makeup for huge pop star, EllaErvin, and is running a bit behind schedule getting Ella ready for her concert in Philly later tonight.

We’re all in various stages of getting our hair done when Kam admits, “I hooked up with a guy who had a bit of dick jewelry last night.”

Arizona asks, “A penis ring?”

Kam shakes her head. “First of all, they’re called cock rings, not penis rings, and no, it was more…permanent in nature.”

Arizona pinches her eyebrows together. “Cock rings can’t be permanent?”

Kam looks around, seeking an answer, but everyone is silent until Gemma matter-of-factly states, “Cock rings are different from piercings. There are many different types of piercings.Many. Most names revolve around the spot on the penis that has the piercing. There’s the Prince Albert that goes through the urethra and comes out the bottom of the shaft, there’s the apadravya that kind of goes across the shaft, there the king’s crown that goes vertically through the ridge, there’s the deep shafter which is exactly as it sounds, there’s the frenum which—”

Bailey holds up her hands. “Okay, okay, we get it. There are a lot of piercings. What about rings?”

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