3–28 8:22 a.m.
JH: Today’s the day. Nobody fuck up.
FA: Encouraging
3–28 3:35 p.m.
JH: I’m outside her house. Still don’t think I can get her to go to this thing.
FA: Dangle Dylan in front of her like the snack he is
DM: Fuck off Felix.
3–28 4:03 p.m.
JH: She got into Yale.
DM: Of course she did.
3–28 4:27 p.m.
JH: She agreed. Party’s on.
JH: (Dangling Dylan totally worked btw. She ate the snack.)
JH: Don’t forget your black clothes. You can’t wear the same thing you’re wearing to the beach.
JH: I can’t believe we’re doing this.
3–28 7:18 p.m.
DM: Game is over. Masks and black clothes are in my duffel bag.
FA: My car or yours?
DM: Mine. Yours smells like Taco Bell.
FA: Does not!
3–28 7:22 p.m.
JH: It really does.
3–28 7:48 p.m.
FA: How’s the party going?
JH: She’s busy talking about herself. As per usual.
JH: She’s watching for you, Dylan. Better put on your flirty face when you get here.
JH: ??????
FA: He’s still driving, but I think this sums up his reaction: ??
JH: It’s hard work being the bait…
3–28 9:35 p.m.