Page 45 of Wildly Inappropriate

Lila

Me

Small-town football games…live up to the hype. And this is just a summer scrimmage.

Elise

Honestly, some of the best times of my life. The slight chill in the air. The crappy hot dogs and hamburgers. Wearing my boyfriend’s jersey as I cheer from the stands. The football pants *drooling smiley*

Me

Gross. They’re like 16.

Elise

I haven’t been to one since I was in high school, but I see now that commenting on the 16 year olds is not appropriate. I take it back.

Me

Yes. Please stick with ogling football players at the college level and above.

Me

Shit. Do you think we’re too old to check out the college football players now?

Elise

Why do you ruin everything for me?

Me

It’s why you love me.

Elise

Speaking of ruining everything for you. How go things with your sleepover buddy?

Me

Still annoying as fuck.

Elise

And by that you mean you’re still annoyed you haven’t fucked?

Me

I plead the fifth.

Elise

How is new boyfriend going to feel about you living with your one-night stand?

Me

The one-night stand I can’t stand?

Elise

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