Ford:
I might have a Montgomery dinner, but I’m going to try to make it.
Me:
Dinner is at seven. Drinks begin at six. I suppose it’s my turn to host. Unless we’d like to go to The Teal Door?
Theo:
Do not ruin my restaurant with a family dinner that will surely be loud and rowdy.
James:
We are elite businessmen. We are not rowdy.
Dorian:
I’d rather go to the restaurant.
Theo:
You are not allowed to date any more of my waitresses. One quit already.
Me:
Dorian, what the hell did you do?
Dorian:
I didn’t do anything. Laura said she was moving to be near her mom because she got sick. I may like women, but I don’t fuck with them.
Hudson:
Sure, Dorian. Whatever you say.
Dorian:
I’m offended.
Theo:
You really aren’t.
James:
You really, really aren’t.
Me:
We’ll pick the place soon. But Theo, is it okay if we use your place instead? I’d rather not have to deal with a caterer. I could cook, but I don’t have time.
Theo:
Fine. However, just know I’m going to charge you out the ass.
Me:
Charge the company.