Page 57 of The Problem with Players

Call me when you’re ready. I’ll stay in the loop with your dad and your sisters. No pressure. Just love.

Willow and Yara’s group chat messages, on the other hand, were a little more chaotic. I didn’t expect anything else, truthfully.

Yara

Avery! Where are you? What’s going on?

Willow

I’m sensing that something major happened, but I can’t pinpoint it.

Yara

Do we need to kick Wesley’s ass? I’ll kick his ass.

Willow

I’m more of a lover, not a fighter, but I will whoop someone’s butt if they hurt you.

Yara

WHY DID NATHANIEL PIERCE JUST CALL ALEX AND SAY YOU’RE WITH HIM?!

Willow

OH MY GOSH, WHAT?! ARE YOU TWO HAVING A RUNAWAY BRIDE MOMENT?

Yara

IS HE YOUR RICHARD GERE?

Willow

DID YOU TOUCH HIS PENIS? WHAT IS HAPPENING?! CALL US NOW.

Yara

Like right now! RIGHT NOW, AVERYHARPER KINGSLEY!

Willow

I knew the two of YOU were twin flames.

Yara

Don’t make the group chat hippie-dippie, Willow. You know hippie-dippie keeps Avery away from engaging.

Willow

That’s because she has an avoidant attachment style.

I do not!

Okay, I did.

Avoidance was my favorite hobby. I truly wished I could’ve avoided having my mental breakdown last night, too.

Yara

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