Page 9 of The Blind Date

Besides, I'm not dating him

And I'm not going to fall in love with him either

He hasn’t even turned up yet

Sophia:

Oh, you poor baby

Did he stand you up?

Toby:

Do you need us to come and bail you out of there, Saff?

Because we will

Victor:

What guy in the right mind would stand Saff up?

I’m not sure if he’s stood me up yet

Horatio:

How long have you been waiting?

About ten minutes

Lainey:

You haven’t been stood up unless you’ve been waiting for forty-five minutes

Lottie:

I always thought it was an hour

Desmond:

An hour is way too long

It’s thirty minutes

After that, it’s just sad

Toby:

No, it’s forty-five minutes

Horatio:

There’s no way I would have agreed on a second date if Victor left me waiting around forty-five minutes on our first date

I always thought it was twenty minutes

Victor:

Not everyone is as great as me, babe

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