“Bitch, don’t play da don’t hurt me shit,” I said with a chuckle. “Now, should I hurt you? Fuck yeah.” I leaned forward with my forearms on my thighs. “You thought e been a smart idea to blast my business to the blogs, ho? That’s what you thought, huh?”
She sat there for a moment, then relaxed. “Whatever, Asher. You act like no one would find out. Hell, I just moved the reveal date up. Figured I could make some money from it.” She snatched the water off the side table. With shrugged shoulders, she mumbled, “Shouldn’t have had a baby on me.”
My stare on this ditzy bitch was deep. With a skyward brow, I sloped my head to the left. My eyes tightened at the corners. “Tell me this, how would your husband feel about all this dumb shit?”
Yahtzee!Her lashes flipped full-open. Yeah, her ho ass didn’t know that I knew she was married. She had flexibility to let that loose pussy roam because her husband spent a majority of the year out the country. “How…How did you know I was married?”
Hos were bold as fuck. This woman had me in this house that was her matrimonial home, but she’d offered me a key and clearly the garage opener. I never accepted either. The only reason I had the garage shit was because she put it in my glove box, and I forgot to take it out. “You need to be more careful. You forgot to take a picture down of you and hubby one time that you had me over here.”
Zane’s laughter sprinkled the air. “Damn, please don’t tell me this bitch takes down pictures to make you think she’s not married? Say it ain’t so!”
“Dats exactly what dis ho do. See, I got suspicious when she would randomly tell me that she would be out of town during certain times as if I was her employer and she needed me to approve da shit.” I rested my eyes on her. “Dat shit ain’t sit right wit me cause what da fuck? Lo and behold, I come through one day and I spied a picta on da hallway bathroom wall. She musta ain’t had time to take em all down since I popped up on her ass.”
Her chest puffed out with a deep inhale before she shook it off. Her attitude came back to the forefront. “My marriage has nothing to do with you, Asher. You’re just a fun time.”
“I a fun time that you feel had a baby on you?” I retrieved my phone from my cargo pocket, dialed a number, then put it on speakerphone. Zane and Penny gave a bewildered expression.
“Mr. George Pages, how may I help you?” Penny’s chest caved in with her eyeballs about to pop out. “Hello?”
I cleared my throat before I code switched to my Sports Network vernacular “Oh, yes, Mr. Pages, I’m so sorry to bother you. I wanted to have a conversation about your loose pussy wife.”
There was some movement on the other end before I heard him tell someone that he needed to take this call in private. Silent tears rolled down Penny’s cheeks. “Yes, now can you please repeat yourself, and who is this?”
“Who I am is not germane to the conversation at hand. Just know that I have had every hole of your wife’s on my dick,” I answered. “My boy, if she sucks your dick and swallow nut for you the way she does me then I see why you married this ho,” I venomously said.
Penny’s hands went into a praying position. “Please don’t do this,” she begged just above a whisper. That pleading in her eyes would have fucked with me, but nah. You fuck with mine, I’m going to fuck with yours.
George questioned who was there with me. “Oh, I’m so rude,” I responded. “I’m at your home where I’ve also dicked down Mrs. Pages. Let’s get back to the topic at hand. The reason for the call is that your wife has seemingly forgotten that she is married and should not be concerned with the matters of a man that she’s just fucking.”
Silence was on the other end before George broke it. “Penny, what is this man talking about?” he asked his wife. “Are you being a whore again?”
“Oh, again? Penny, is this a pattern?” That was a damn shame. It was like he was more surprised that I called than that she was out here flinging pussy cakes at niggas.
Penny was a beautiful, well-kept woman who also could do for herself. I never knew if it was daddy issues, some kind of past sexual trauma, low self-esteem, or if she simply was just a whore. There were some women who just liked a variety of dicks and it had nothing to do with traumas or issues from their past.
“George, your wife has released information about me that could potentially put my family in danger. Also just to let you know, I discontinued this fuck situation a while ago, so I’m no longer whoring with her,” I disclosed. “What I need from you is to wrangle this ho and remind her that your dick activities should be the only one that she is concerned with.”
Penny’s tears drenched her face at this point. “Ge-George, he’s lying. He’s crazy!”
“If I were lying, would I know about the tattoos under the cuff of your ass cheeks that sayclap clap?”I paused after my question. “By the way, that shit is ghetto as hell. Sexy, but ghetto.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” George mumbled on the other end. “Whoever this is, please leave my home. Thank you for the information. This will be handled accordingly.”
My head tilted in a yes. “You got that. Thank you for your collaboration.” I disconnected the line while my legs lifted me to stand.
“Why would you do that?” Penny’s voice boomed throughout the room. When she jumped into my face, I took a step back.
“Look na, I don’t put my hands on females, but I know a bitch or two dat would love to get dat cardio in by whuppin yo ass,” I said repulsed. “Don’t get fuck up.” There was nothing more for me to do here, so I started my trek back to where I came from.
When we got in my whip, Zane cranked his head in my direction. “Boy, you’re hell. You probably just ruined that girl’s entire marriage.”
My chin jerked back. I stopped the reverse of my car just outside of the garage. “Nigga, do you know how dis shit bout to set me back with Fat-fat when she finds out!”
Katniss
A Day or So Later…
“You are doing so good, Charmin.” I encouraged my patient who currently was in the middle of a water birth. “You have a few more pushes and baby boy will be out.”