Aren’t you supposed to read it with the rest of the club? Why are you reading it early?

STEVENS

Yeah, that’s CHEATING

ADIL

It’s called vetting. Also, I’m the admin. I can do what I want

SAMSON

I tried looking for it at the bookstore yesterday and couldn’t find it. Donovan, what was the name of the store you went to?

Uh…I don’t remember. Just some shop I stumbled on in the city. I’m sure you can buy the book online

GALLAGHER

I don’t understand. How do you shag a spinosaurus?

STEVENS

The same way you shag a triceratops and a T-rex, genius

GALLAGHER

Oh, you sound so bloody confident. Are you speaking from experience?

ADIL

Gentlemen, let’s get back on track! This is a book club, not a fight club

ADIL

Our first official meeting is on Wednesday. I want everyone to come prepared with at least one discussion question

GALLAGHER

Dibs on the ‘how do you shag a spinosaurus’ question

ADIL

You can’t ask that. It has to be a THOUGHTFUL question

VINCENT

How thoughtful do you want us to be? We’re literally reading about dinosaurs fucking

And humans

If you forget them, that’s human erasure

VINCENT

Fuck off, Donovan

Spoken like someone who doesn’t have the IQ to come up with a good question

VINCENT