Aren’t you supposed to read it with the rest of the club? Why are you reading it early?
STEVENS
Yeah, that’s CHEATING
ADIL
It’s called vetting. Also, I’m the admin. I can do what I want
SAMSON
I tried looking for it at the bookstore yesterday and couldn’t find it. Donovan, what was the name of the store you went to?
Uh…I don’t remember. Just some shop I stumbled on in the city. I’m sure you can buy the book online
GALLAGHER
I don’t understand. How do you shag a spinosaurus?
STEVENS
The same way you shag a triceratops and a T-rex, genius
GALLAGHER
Oh, you sound so bloody confident. Are you speaking from experience?
ADIL
Gentlemen, let’s get back on track! This is a book club, not a fight club
ADIL
Our first official meeting is on Wednesday. I want everyone to come prepared with at least one discussion question
GALLAGHER
Dibs on the ‘how do you shag a spinosaurus’ question
ADIL
You can’t ask that. It has to be a THOUGHTFUL question
VINCENT
How thoughtful do you want us to be? We’re literally reading about dinosaurs fucking
And humans
If you forget them, that’s human erasure
VINCENT
Fuck off, Donovan
Spoken like someone who doesn’t have the IQ to come up with a good question
VINCENT