Page 96 of Agony of Our Regret

Noah: And vomit

Luca: Dibs on changing the nonexplosions only

Vince: Babe? Seriously? You’re going to make me wait

Noah: New punishment: cleaning up explosions

Skyler: Explosions?

Luca: shit-ageddon

Noah: When it’s EVERYWHERE. Escaped the diaper. Up the back. In all the wrinkles. Places you didn’t know poo could be.

Luca: The crib

Noah: The car seat

Luca: The walls

Skyler: I’m going to barf

Gavin: Wake up baby = explosion duty

Luca: Wake up momma = explosion duty for a week

Vince: BABE?

Noah: Forget to take the trash out = explosion duty

Skyler: Waste formula or milk = explosion duty

Vince: guys! Shut up! Ave, were you serious?

Luca: Annoy momma = explosion duty

Noah: harass her even when she said she’s in a meeting = explosion duty

Gavin: Looks like Vince has dibs on the first two already

Vince: WTF

Skyler: Careful

Gavin: min 3 of us decided you did something to warrant it = explosion duty

Luca: All in favor of Vince getting the first four, say aye

Skyler: Aye

Noah: Aye

Vince: What the hell

Gavin: Aye

Luca: The ayes have it. Vince, better buy some gloves and protective goggles

Me: I’ll print a chart to keep track

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