Again, I’m a little vain –

Okay, alotvain –

So my ego was relieved.

No wonder she isn’t into me –

She likes CHICKS!

Now it all makes sense!

“Who is it?” I asked.

Isabellareallylooked at me like I was an idiot. “One guess.”

“Holy SHIT –Ludavica?!”

Isabella looked like she was going to murder me.

“Sorry, sorry,” I whispered again. “When the fuck didthathappen?!”

“Years ago.”

“Yearsago?!”

“I think we always had a crush on each other, but neither of us did anything until the night I turned 18.” Isabella got a dreamy smile on her face. “She kissed me on impulse, like she couldn’t control herself anymore.

“I wasshocked.

“I mean, I wanted her, too – but I thought she could never,everfeel that way aboutme.

“When I didn’t do anything, she was terrified. She started apologizing and crying – until I kissed her back. Then… well… it just happened naturally.”

“Wait a second,” I said. “You two have hadsex?!”

Isabella frowned like I was the stupidest idiot God ever created. “Ofcoursewe’ve had sex.”

“How many times?” I asked, my eyes wide.

“Why are you asking?”

“I’m just curious, that’s all.”

“Too many to count.”

“Dozens?”

“Hundreds, at least.”

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I know it was really shallow of me, but suddenly, getting married to Isabella didn’t seem so bad.

I mean –

Threesomes, baby!

Isabella angrily put both hands on her hips. “This information is not meant for your sexual gratification, you pervert!”