“Some crazy shit’s happened over the last three weeks,” Lucia said.
“That’sputting it mildly,” another voice said.
I looked over to see Roberto, impeccable in a three-piece suit with his hair slicked back.
He grinned. “Good to see you in one piece. Even if you area little worse for wear.”
“Same here.”
As we hugged, I whispered, “Everything’s cool? You got the money?”
“I got the money,” he confirmed. “We live to fight another day.”
“Good, I…”
I trailed off as the hottest Asian chick I’d ever seen came walking down the steps of the plane.
“What the hell?” I exclaimed.
“Ah – this is Mei-ling,” Roberto said.“Myfiancée.”
I stared at him. “WHAT?!”
“It was a surprise tous,too,” Niccolo said dourly.
“Hey – I got the funds back,” Roberto reminded him.
“Yes, as you keep reminding me,” Niccolo retorted.
“Hello,” the Asian woman said in a sexy British accent. “A pleasure to meet you.”
“Uh… yeah… you, too,” I said as I shook her hand.
“Some crazy shit happened in Hong Kong, too,” Lucia joked.
“Dideverybodyget a fiancée while I was gone?” I asked – and not happily.
After all, they apparently got tochooseTHEIRS.
“Um…” Lars said. “Actually… yes.”
I stared at him. “What the fuck?!”
He pointed at the plane, and I turned around –
To see Wonder Woman walking down the steps.
Okay, she wasn’t Wonder Woman, exactly…
But she was the spitting image of Gal Gadot: tall, athletic, and hot as hell in a slinky blue dress slit all the way up her thigh.
“I’m Rachel,” she said with a smile and yet another British accent. “Nice to meet you.”
I stared at her. “Wait – aren’t you the one who tried to kill Dario?!”
She winced. “It was a misunderstanding.”
“All is forgiven,” Dario reassured me.