Again, I’m a little vain –
Okay, alotvain –
So my ego was relieved.
No wonder she isn’t into me –
She likes CHICKS!
Now it all makes sense!
“Who is it?” I asked.
Isabellareallylooked at me like I was an idiot. “One guess.”
“Holy SHIT –Ludavica?!”
Isabella looked like she was going to murder me.
“Sorry, sorry,” I whispered again. “When the fuck didthathappen?!”
“Years ago.”
“Yearsago?!”
“I think we always had a crush on each other, but neither of us did anything until the night I turned 18.” Isabella got a dreamy smile on her face. “She kissed me on impulse, like she couldn’t control herself anymore.
“I wasshocked.
“I mean, I wanted her, too – but I thought she could never,everfeel that way aboutme.
“When I didn’t do anything, she was terrified. She started apologizing and crying – until I kissed her back. Then… well… it just happened naturally.”
“Wait a second,” I said. “You two have hadsex?!”
Isabella frowned like I was the stupidest idiot God ever created. “Ofcoursewe’ve had sex.”
“How many times?” I asked, my eyes wide.
“Why are you asking?”
“I’m just curious, that’s all.”
“Too many to count.”
“Dozens?”
“Hundreds, at least.”
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
I know it was really shallow of me, but suddenly, getting married to Isabella didn’t seem so bad.
I mean –
Threesomes, baby!
Isabella angrily put both hands on her hips. “This information is not meant for your sexual gratification, you pervert!”