Glad to hear my corny pun hit the mark! And even happier to hear Rosco’s on the mend. He’ll definitely be the life of the dog park after this. While I may not be an expert in edible-induced adventures, I think I can safely say I’ve perfected the art of crafting humorous replies to wrong number messages. ;)
This woman had me grinning like a fool, and it felt damn good, as I replied.
It’s a good specialty to have.
Before I could think about it, I tapped out another message.
Who knew a wrong number could turn into the highlight of my day? Let me know if I can return the favor.
I hit send before I could chicken out, and then thought better of it.
What was I thinking?
This woman could be married.
Honestly, she probably was because who in their right mind would skim over a gem like her?
When she didn’t reply, I hit the gas and continued home.
Way to make it weird, Ben.
Just as I turned onto my road, my phone pinged with a new text. I waited until I was in my driveway before I looked to see if it was her.
I’ll think on it. So, what else keeps Dr. Ben on his toes, besides dogs with a taste for adventure?
She wouldn’t have asked that question if she was married or involved with someone, would she?
I leaned back in my seat and fired back a reply.
Besides emergency edible dog crises? Hyper labs and ornery cats with occasional tooth infections. I’m kidding. That makes it sound like I hate my job. I don’t. I love it. I love animals. They keep me busy. How about you? I imagine a life spent perfecting the art of crafting humorous replies to wrong number messages would have a few adventures of its own.
The three little dots appeared, and I realized my heart was pounding while I waited to see her reply.
Not really. I’m filling in at my cousin’s coffee shop right now—The Caffeinated Fox—until she can find someone to hire on permanently. I’d say that’s a bit less glamorous than saving animals from their questionable dietary choices, but I get to practice my coffee foam art, which is almost the same thing.
I replied back quickly.
The Caffeinated Fox? I know the place. Best coffee in town, hands down.
A plan formed in my head to wake early enough tomorrow morning to swing by and see if I could meet this mystery woman in person.
My phone pinged again.
The title is well deserved.
I sat parked in my driveway, trying to think of what to say next because I didn’t want this conversation to end.
My cell pinged with a new text before I could think of anything.
Have a good night, Dr. Ben. Thanks again for the laughs.
A grin tugged at my lips.
My pleasure. Have a good night, too.
Once I hit send, I realized I should have asked for her name but thought it might make me seem like a creeper to ask now that we’d said goodnight.
With a sigh, I climbed out of my truck and headed inside. For the first time in ages, I was actually looking forward to tomorrow and starting my day with a coffee from The Caffeinated Fox.