Page 17 of Quake

Madison

That’s the point… Revolt… Revolution…

Kira

You aren’t clever.

Madison

What? It’s the best word in the English dictionary, and I think we should stop criminalizing it.

Kira

Moving on…

Okay, okay!

Hold on to your panties ladies!

Kira

I’m impatiently waiting…

Okay, so he is NOT dating Kat, the woman that I met at Rocket Dog.

Jade

Well, obviously not babe. That’s Alessandro De Laurentiis’s girlfriend. Where was I when we spoke about this?

Jade

I’m suddenly feeling rather guilty for skimming the last two weeks of messages and not actually paying attention… I have a feeling that whatever you’re about to share is probably something I could’ve prevented… oops.

Good Lord Jade!!!

Kira

Oh, fuck you Jade!

Madison

JADE!!! How could you!?

Everyone just shut up so I cangive you the details!

As Jade just enlightened us, she is NOT with Gianni.

She is, however, in a book club run by Gianni’s mom and she asked if we’d join them on Saturday!

Apparently the group is called “Always Smutty In Philadelphia” and Gloria is single-handedly trying to bring back the word “cunt.”

Madison

This woman sounds like my new idol. I’m in.

Kira

Sounds good to me!

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