Jade
Yep, need that beauty sleep for your mugshot. Love you.
Madison
Love you guys! I'll use my one call on Lark since I know she'll be most likely to answer.
Goodnight, love you guys!
I love these women, but god, they are not fucking normal.
Chapter twenty-six
Lark
Tuesday, March 11, 2025
The dogs head into the kitchen to drink some water after our walk, and I grab a knife from the butcher block to tear into the box left at the front desk for me.
As soon as the top is opened, I know exactly what’s inside and who it’s from.
There are six boxes inside this one, each with a different picture of a toy on the outside. There’s a clitoral sucker, a larger-looking bullet vibe, one that I think is meant to just sit on my clit hands-free during penetration, a thrusting dildo with a clit vibrator, something remote-controlled, and the last one looks like it does a bit ofeverything.
Well, shit. How much did this all cost her?
I’d like to think there was a good-ass sale, but who knows?
I look over at the dogs, who are now passed out in their bed beside the couch, and figure,what thehell?
I head to my room, dumping the contents of the packages onto the bed and plugging each one into the outlets around my room.
The sight makes me giggle. It looks like a swingers club in here.
I flop down on the bed and open my texts from Kira.
Just got your gifts. Thank you!!! You wild, wild woman LOL
Also… Send me that referral link.
Kira
Hell yeah! One sec!
Not even thirty seconds later, my messages ping with the link. I open it up and set up an account with a free trial.
My jaw drops when I start browsing the app. “Holy fucking shit,” I murmur to myself. There are literallythousandsof these recordings voiced by hundreds of different voice actors.
I’m starting to feel giddy the more I scroll, the titles for some of these turning me on. Another text pops up from Kira.
Kira
Click on the three dots by each title and select “See Audio Details.” It’ll give you a whole list of what’s in store for that recording.
I do as she says and settle on a male-for-female, direct-to-listener audio that features guided masturbation, finger sucking, oral, and pillow humping.
I’m not so sure I’ll be into the pillow humping, but who the hell knows until I try it,right?
Bolting out of bed, I gather a couple of the toys that have a glowing red light, indicating they’ve finished charging, and head to the bathroom to clean them off before grabbing my headphones and crawling under my covers.