Page 60 of Gratification in Gluttony

“You didnotjustzwaffylme with your tail!”

“Do I even wanna know what that word means?” Jude asked as he leaned back to touch blue.

Toni slid his hand forward, bringing him into an almost sitting position with Jude essentially in his lap. “To hit someone in the face with your dick.”

Jude snorted.

“Don’t flick me!” Rusty said, trying to avoid Gem’s hand. “Only two hands.”

“Yeah, touching the mat. This hand’s not touching the mat,” Gem said as he flicked Rusty in the forehead with his upper hand.

“Zef, I thought you were the referee? Gem’s touching me!”

“No, I’m not,” Gem said, hovering his upper hands over Rusty’s face without making contact. “See, Zef? I’m not touching him.”

“Guys,” Glyma chided from her spot wrapped around Quin.

“I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you,” Gem chanted.

“What are you? Five?” Rusty snapped his teeth at one of Gem’s fingers that got too close.

“I know you are, but what am I?” Gem sneered back, clearly having the time of his life.

“Do not make me come back there!” Quin threatened.

“I don’t know why you all are complaining so much,” Tad muttered as she blatantly rested her weight on her knees so she could give one of her legs a break. “This game is easy.”

Willow—who was stretching her roots abnormally long—nodded. “I agree.”

“I’m literally having the best time,” Gem said around two fingers, before he removed them from his mouth and promptly jabbed them into Rusty’s ear.

“Oh, fuck this,” Rusty said, sweeping his foot under Gem to upset his balance and sending them both to the mat.

“Interference!” Gem cried. “Zef, he made me fall. That’s not fair.”

“They’re both out!” Liel shouted, pointing vigorously. “They touched, both of them. They’re out!”

“Liel, babe, you took your hand off blue,” Oliver said, and Liel gasped.

“Liel’s out,” Toni bellowed.

“No!” Liel lamented.

“This is so unfair,” Gem whined. “Rusty pushed me.”

“You started it,” Rusty mumbled.

“And I’m gonna end it here in a second, Care Bear!”

Shaking with laughter, Jude settled his weight on Toni’s thighs, making Toni grunt with the effort to keep his ass off the mat.

“You’re playing dirty,” he said.

“I do a lot of things dirty,” Jude said.

“Jude!” Oliver reprimanded.

“Don’t hit me,” Gem said, smacking Rusty’s arm.

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