“Anyway.” I try to get him back on track.
“So one of the neighbor’s kids was showing off by doing flips over the bars. Leo decides he wants to try it too. He doesn’t make it all the over and instead twists his arm, and then his legs drag him over and the bone in his left arm snaps.”
“Ouch.”
“Yep.”
I yawn.
“Did I distract you enough?”
“Distract me from what?” He nods to my cast. “I want to say it still hurts, and it does, but not as much as before, so your distraction worked.”
“Good, now how can I distract you to sleep?”
I can think of lots of ways.
“I’m good, and I’m sorry I woke you.”
“It’s no trouble. Call me if you need anything.” He yawns and brushes his fingers through my hair. I don’t think he even realizes how much he’s been touching me today. Fingers crossed he won’t stop tomorrow. “Get some more sleep. You need it.”
I wake up, and I really have to pee.
I wrap myself in my new kitty blanket and reach out to open the door with my left hand.
Stupid broken arm.
I run quick to the bathroom, but the shower is running. Joe is in there, all wet and naked. I bet his hair is all dark and manly.
No, no time for erections. I’m about to knock and tell him it’s an emergency, but then I hear him talking.
“Come on, you son of a bitch,” Joe grumbles. “Just a little more. That’s all I’m asking for.” Did Joe just swear? He never swears. Ever. “Goddamn it! Come on, I can’t squeeze any harder.”
Is he jerking off?
“Just a few drops.”
He’s trying to milk himself! I knew I smelled it when I pressed my face into his chest while we were watching the movie.
Okay, now how do I get him get him to let me suck him?
Oh no! I bet he doesn’t have his pump!
I bet that’s why he’s in there right now, probably hurting his poor nipples…
OMG! It’s all my fault! He was in such a hurry to come and see me he didn’t think to grab it, and now with all the snow, he won’t be able to leave to get it!
I’m a terrible person.
But I could help him with his problem.
He’s probably really shy about it.
Maybe the more direct approach would be the best way to go.
I could just ask him instead of beating around the bush.
Ha, bush.