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“Goddammit,” I mumble. “Who the fuck is bothering us?”

Harlow grabs her phone and takes a look. “Literally everybody. There’s a whole new text chain with all of our friends.”

“Fucking hell,” I reply, grabbing my own phone and opening it up.

Lane

I think I speak for everyone when I say we’re dying to know what happened last night

Cole

Nope, I don’t want to know everything they did

Rory

Don’t be a prude, Cole

Cole

Am I really a prude if I don’t want to hear about my sister’s sex life?

Lucia

Better get used to it, Pierce

Harlow

Hi, can we not discuss my sex life in a damn group chat?

Ella

It’s not like I was ever given the opportunity to talk about it before, to be fair

Josh

I think that’s all I’ve heard about for the past day and a half

Lane

We could always just talk about Knox’s sex life instead

Knox

And those just happen to be one and the same

Rory

I’m going to take it the date went well

Ella

Oh, I bet it did

Cole

You’re all purposefully torturing me

Knox

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