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Do you think Sage will recognize Lane out there this year, Rory?

Rory

I have no doubt. I’ve been playing some old games for her throughout the day lately, and every time Lane was up at bat, she would point at the screen and say, “Dada! Dada!”

Lucia

That is so fucking cute!

Harlow

Ugh, Sage gives me such terrible baby fever

Lucia

You need a man again before you can have a baby

Harlow

I don’t need a man

Ella

You do if you want a baby

Harlow

I could always adopt, you know

Lucia

Lo, you’re twenty-five and single

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s doubtful any adoption agency would accept you

Rory

Which means Harlow needs to get herself some dick

Harlow

Jesus, Rory

Does your dad know you talk like that?

Rory

Hell no

And I would prefer to keep it that way

He still acts like I’m a kid sometimes

I’m twenty-five, for fuck’s sake!

Lucia

This is getting off-topic

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